I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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