Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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