Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Randomize
