new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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