Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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