I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
