Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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