Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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