i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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