i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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