Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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