I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
your like the ambassador to my penis.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound