The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.