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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me

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• (347): View more from New York

  drinking out of a sandbucket again

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  your like the ambassador to my penis.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend

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• (951): View more from California

  Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.

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  I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.

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• (949): View more from California

  Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound

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