i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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