NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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