i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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