we have officially mastered the walk of shame
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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