? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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