Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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