I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
We smell like vodka and hangover
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