Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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