Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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