If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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