mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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