That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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