Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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