she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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