So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
