i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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