i barfeds in our rink
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Small penises have feelings too.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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