i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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