We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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