On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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