If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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