arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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