Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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