I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Hippo gnu deer
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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