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He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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