Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
do herpes really smell.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
God I need to hump something, right now.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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