so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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