check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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