wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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