I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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