I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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