Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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