It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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