I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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