ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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