are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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