I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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