Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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As shirtless as possible
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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