have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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