Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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