Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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