I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We had sex on a dog bed..
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
