So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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