She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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